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Rude Husband
-=CoN=-SuperNatural
A husband is at home watching a foo-tball g-ame when his wife interrupts.
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine."
Then his wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine."
She says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."
"I'm not a darn carpenter and I don't fix steps," He says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"I've had enough of you," he said, "I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks a few. Soon he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.
As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a b-e-e-r he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey," he asks, "how did all this get fixed?"
She said, "Well, after you left I sat outside and cried. Then a nice young man came along and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either give him our T.-V. or bake a cake."
The husband said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "Helloooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don't think so." Grin
 
SaintGen0
hAHAHA....STAY AWAY FROM MY T.V.Grin Wink NO REALLY,Gun MY T.V. LOL
It is what it isWink
SaintGen0
 
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lol
 
DeMo
roflmao
 
-=CoN=-Pyro
Nice!!!Grin
 
-=CoN=-SuperNatural
-=CoN=-SaintGen0 wrote:
hAHAHA....STAY AWAY FROM MY T.V.Grin Wink NO REALLY,Gun MY T.V. LOL




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NATIVE
Good one Supernatty
 
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