A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
-Dent
an old man has a pond in his back yard that he built, around 1 side of it he had fruit trees growing.
1 day he decides to go out by the pond with a pail,
he notices 4 hot blonds skinny dipping
the head blond yells out (we know you arent really here to pick fruit old man and that you just want to see us naked and it isnt gonna happen)!
the old man reply's sweetie im to old to climb a tree for fruit I just came out to feed the alligators ~