A blonde having money trouble decided to kidnap a child. She went to the park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note, 'I have kidnapped your son, I am sorry I need the money. Please place $10,000 in a paper bag behind the statue in the park by 7 am.
Signed A Blonde'.
She pinned the note to the boys jacket and told him to go straight home. She returned the next morning and found the paper bag with the $10,000 and a note saying 'Here is your money. I can't
believe one blonde would do this to another."