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Your Mamma jokes
Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick when she looks
on the map she can see people waving.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
LOL This thread should be fun.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Shock
Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.


Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Edited by -=CoN=-Strych9 on 03-23-2011 09:44 AM
Yo Mama so smelly her poo is glad to escape.
Yo Mamma's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo Daddy has two jobs.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
Your mama's so old, When she farted dust came out!
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Your mama's like butter... She spreads for the bread.
Yo mama so poor when i went to rob her house i went in her front door and tripped out of the back.Grin
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
yo momma is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
Edited by -=CoN=-Dentures on 03-24-2011 10:23 PM
Yo mamas house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.Goink
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Edited by -=CoN=-Strych9 on 03-24-2011 10:05 AM
Yo mama's so greasy texaco buy oil from her!Pfft
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
yo mamas nose is so big that her neck broke from the weight !Wink
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
Yo mama is so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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