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Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick when she looks
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"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
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Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
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Yo Mama so smelly her poo is glad to escape.
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Yo Mamma's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo Daddy has two jobs.
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Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
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Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
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Your mama's so old, When she farted dust came out!
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
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Your mama's like butter... She spreads for the bread.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to rob her house i went in her front door and tripped out of the back.
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yo momma is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
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Yo mamas house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Yo mama's so greasy texaco buy oil from her!
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yo mamas nose is so big that her neck broke from the weight !
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Yo mama is so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
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