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Your Mamma jokes
-=CoN=-Beast
Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick when she looks
on the map she can see people waving.
Goink
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-WebAdmin
LOL This thread should be fun.
 
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-=CoN=-SuperNatural
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Shock
 
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Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

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Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

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Edited by -=CoN=-WebAdmin on 03-23-2011 09:44 AM
 
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-=CoN=-TruckerClock
Yo Mama so smelly her poo is glad to escape.
 
-=CoN=-Beast
Yo Mamma's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo Daddy has two jobs.
Shock
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-WebAdmin
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
 
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-=CoN=-TruckerClock
Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
 
-=CoN=-Beast
Your mama's so old, When she farted dust came out!
roflmaoRock
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-WebAdmin
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
 
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Draco
Your mama's like butter... She spreads for the bread.
 
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-=CoN=-Beast
Yo mama so poor when i went to rob her house i went in her front door and tripped out of the back.Grin
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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{oToD}Dentures
yo momma is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
Edited by {oToD}Dentures on 03-24-2011 10:23 PM
 
-=CoN=-Beast
Yo mamas house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.Goink
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-WebAdmin
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Edited by -=CoN=-WebAdmin on 03-24-2011 10:05 AM
 
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-=CoN=-Beast
Yo mama's so greasy texaco buy oil from her!Pfft
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-Beast
yo mamas nose is so big that her neck broke from the weight !Wink
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-Beast
Yo mama is so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-WebAdmin
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
 
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-=CoN=-Beast
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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