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Your Mamma jokes
-=CoN=-Beast	#21 Posted on 03-25-2011 08:01 PM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


{oToD}Repo	#22 Posted on 03-26-2011 07:30 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 445 Joined: 09/29/2010 11:30 AM	Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.


-=CoN=-Beast	#23 Posted on 03-26-2011 09:57 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#24 Posted on 03-27-2011 08:31 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mamas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#25 Posted on 03-28-2011 06:54 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#26 Posted on 03-28-2011 04:21 PM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


Fuzz_Ball	#27 Posted on 03-28-2011 10:34 PM
Forum Rank Posts: 10 Joined: 07/09/2010 01:12 PM	Yo Mama's so nice, she'd give you the hair off her back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on a talking scale it says, "Please get out of the car". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yo Mama's so fat, she uses a matress for a 'feminine hygiene product". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ... Whenever she turns around, we throw her a welcome back party.


-=CoN=-Beast	#28 Posted on 03-29-2011 06:36 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mamas so old she ran track with dinosaurs. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#29 Posted on 03-29-2011 01:24 PM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mamas hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#30 Posted on 03-30-2011 07:04 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mamas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-TruckerClock	#31 Posted on 03-30-2011 08:09 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 301 Joined: 12/20/2009 12:48 PM	-=CoN=-KGB wrote: Yo mamas teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! I hear an echo in here...


-=CoN=-Beast	#32 Posted on 03-30-2011 06:12 PM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Doh! Yo mamas so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#33 Posted on 03-31-2011 07:07 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mamas so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#34 Posted on 04-01-2011 07:27 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo mamas so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#35 Posted on 04-01-2011 05:13 PM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Yo Mommas so poor, she bounces food stamps! "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#36 Posted on 04-02-2011 09:28 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Well I think I have killed the mamma jokes End Post. Edited by -=CoN=-Beast on 04-02-2011 09:30 AM "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."