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Steven Wright's Humor
-=CoN=-Beast	#81 Posted on 07-18-2011 06:47 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... Eventually. Edited by -=CoN=-Beast on 07-18-2011 06:47 AM "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#82 Posted on 07-19-2011 06:02 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for 28 bucks. Edited by -=CoN=-Beast on 07-19-2011 06:05 AM "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#83 Posted on 07-20-2011 07:20 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	If you tell a joke in the forest, and nobody laughs, was it a joke? "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#84 Posted on 07-21-2011 06:30 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	How do you write zero in Roman Numerals? "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#85 Posted on 07-22-2011 07:03 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections? "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#86 Posted on 07-23-2011 08:59 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	Why are there braille dots on the keypads at drive up ATMs? Edited by -=CoN=-Beast on 07-23-2011 09:00 AM "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."


-=CoN=-Beast	#87 Posted on 07-24-2011 09:18 AM
Forum Rank Posts: 561 Joined: 10/11/2010 10:40 AM	My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. "Gotta be somebody needs some killin."