Trashy signs and Slogans
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-=CoN=-Beast |
Posted on 06-08-2011 05:49 AM
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A Clean Desk is a sign
of a messy deskdrawer
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-Beast |
Posted on 06-09-2011 05:57 AM
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A clear conscience is
the sign of a bad memory
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-10-2011 05:45 AM
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1955 - 1975: 36 Elvis movies.
1975 - 2011: Nothing.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-11-2011 09:55 AM
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Two rights do not make a wrong.
They make an airplane.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-13-2011 06:48 AM
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Lord, if I can't be skinny,
please let all my friends be fat.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-14-2011 06:54 AM
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-15-2011 06:39 AM
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I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-16-2011 07:13 AM
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WANTED:
A meaningful overnight relationship.
Edited by -=CoN=-Beast on 06-16-2011 07:14 AM
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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-=CoN=-Beast |
Posted on 06-17-2011 01:59 AM
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-18-2011 08:04 AM
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PATRONS ARE REQUESTED TO
REFRAIN FROM DISPOSING OF THEIR CIGARETTE BUTTS
IN THE URINAL AS THEY BECOME SOGGY AND DIFFICULT TO LIGHT.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-19-2011 08:57 AM
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Power corrupts and
absolute power is kinda neat.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-20-2011 08:24 AM
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I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Edited by -=CoN=-Beast on 06-20-2011 08:25 AM
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Posted on 06-21-2011 06:28 AM
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If life serves you lemons, make lemonade.
If life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
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Posted on 06-24-2011 06:27 AM
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If Noah had been smart he would
have swatted those two flies.
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Posted on 06-25-2011 06:52 AM
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If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you even tried.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-26-2011 09:06 AM
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If ignorance is bliss,
you must be orgasmic.
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-27-2011 06:51 AM
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I need someone really bad.
Are you really bad?
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Posted on 06-28-2011 05:20 AM
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No one ever says, "It's only a game."
when their team is winning.
Edited by -=CoN=-Beast on 06-28-2011 05:22 AM
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Posted on 06-29-2011 06:17 AM
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I still miss my ex.
but my aim is getting better!
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 06-30-2011 06:47 AM
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A man rushed into the doctor's office
and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.
You'll just have to be a little patient."
"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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