An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for
several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice
with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and
peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over,
as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming
out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
Some old men can still think fast.:b
The End of an Error: 1/20/2013
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