Finally an answer to the age old question
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Posted on 03-06-2013 08:49 AM
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An Observation on an Age Old Question
What deep thinkers men are...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Sniping is poetry in slow motion, until I pull the trigger
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-=CoN=-WebAdmin |
Posted on 03-06-2013 03:19 PM
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touche |
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Posted on 03-06-2013 06:36 PM
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"Gotta be somebody needs some killin."
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Posted on 03-07-2013 03:31 PM
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NICE!!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and terrified like the passengers in his car.
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Posted on 03-08-2013 05:50 PM
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Wow.. nice one!
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Posted on 04-13-2013 01:46 PM
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AMEN to that! |
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Posted on 04-13-2013 03:42 PM
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Deep-its amazing how conclusive your mind becomes with a beer or two and son on. |
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Posted on 04-13-2013 04:01 PM
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BEER, the nectar of the gods!
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