A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the flashing red and blue lights.
Thinking that the cop might not be able to catch him, he accelerated to 110 mph. He finally came to some sense and pulled over to the side.
The cop stepped out, took his license and examined it without a word. He looked at the driver and said, "I've had a tough shift and this is my last traffic stop. I don't feel like doing anymore paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
The driver blinked only once while his brain scrambled for a reply. "Last week I found out my wife was having an affair with a cop and they ran off together" he said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
