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you know your a gamer when
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 SAMCRO |
Posted on 06-24-2010 12:19 AM
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You Know Your A Gamer When...
1. You Take Off Your Girlfriend's Underwear And Say Headquarters Located.
2. A Camera Flashes You Drop To The Floor.
3. You're Walking Down The Street, And You See A Girl Skipping You Say, Wow Lag.
4. You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop.
5. You Are Late And Miss The Bus And Wish You Had A P90 With Extreme Conditioning To Catch It.
6. You Wish You Had Sleight Of Hand... In Those Times Of Need ;D
7. You Go To The Army And Make Fun Of The Commander For Using A Grenade Launcher.
8. You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It.
9. You Use ''Dropshot'' As A Vocab Word For ELA.
10. You Use ''Gaming Terms'' In Your Everyday Vocabulary.
11. On Friday Nights, You Hang With Your Friends, And Work On Strats.
saw this in a Fn post thought it was funny lol
-$c@tt
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Posted on 06-24-2010 01:38 AM
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| [FUN]Fortress |
Posted on 06-24-2010 02:23 AM
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-=CoN=-SAMCRO wrote:
You Know Your A Gamer When...
1. You Take Off Your Girlfriend's Underwear And Say Headquarters Located.
We later had to send Delta Team to confirm this information.
2. A Camera Flashes You Drop To The Floor.
Dead Rising does a number on some people!
3. You're Walking Down The Street, And You See A Girl Skipping You Say, Wow Lag.
My modem slows down around happy people.
4. You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop.
And then offer him membership to an elite Halo 3 unit.
5. You Are Late And Miss The Bus And Wish You Had A P90 With Extreme Conditioning To Catch It.
Too bad the people on the bus already used Marathon Pro and Lightweight to beat you!
6. You Wish You Had Sleight Of Hand... In Those Times Of Need ;D
Slight of Hand Pro: Adds Faster Aim Down Sights ;D
7. You Go To The Army And Make Fun Of The Commander For Using A Grenade Launcher.
And kindly suggest a tactical knife combined with the use of Commando.
8. You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It.
You learn everything you need to know about debating in Halo 3.
9. You Use ''Dropshot'' As A Vocab Word For ELA.
But they only accept leet speak.
10. You Use ''Gaming Terms'' In Your Everyday Vocabulary.
Pishaw, I know binary.
11. On Friday Nights, You Hang With Your Friends, And Work On Strats.
You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to fire more bullets!
saw this in a Fn post thought it was funny lol
Got it fixed up for you pal Finally, all of my useless knowledge pays off somewhere
Try to spot the gaming reference in the first statement
Alright, alright, I could not resist...
1. You Take Off Your Girlfriend's Underwear And Say Headquarters Located.
And exclaim "All your base are belong to us!"
Edited by [FUN]Fortress on 06-24-2010 02:30 AM
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Posted on 06-24-2010 04:05 AM
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Posted on 06-24-2010 04:42 PM
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| [FUN]Fortress |
Posted on 06-26-2010 12:14 AM
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face it, you all started somewhere. |
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Posted on 06-26-2010 12:55 AM
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Sig wrote:
face it, you all started somewhere.
who doesnt know NES but many of you should remember this.... 
well at least i do ..realy fun except for that E.T game
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| [FUN]Fortress |
Posted on 06-26-2010 12:59 AM
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Aaaaah Atari, and the infamous "atari crash" that ET brought forth. Nintendo spawned out of it, and apparently is selling out just as much nowadays (well in my opinion, the Wii isn't exactly as much of a 'big hitter' as when it started) |
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| Dr.quack |
Posted on 06-26-2010 10:19 AM
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Sig wrote:
Aaaaah Atari, and the infamous "atari crash" that ET brought forth. Nintendo spawned out of it, and apparently is selling out just as much nowadays (well in my opinion, the Wii isn't exactly as much of a 'big hitter' as when it started)
yeah and i have one... but the power dont work haha...
and about wii yeah no a hitter but thats because many players are intrerested on graphics and gore games.. and wii only have a good play system, except for a crapy games...
and still havin clasics like mario, DK, metroid(prime are excellent and other m is in coming it looks great)
well lets not start a fight about it we will never end lol
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| [FUN]Fortress |
Posted on 06-27-2010 03:32 AM
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Oh I will end it with my logic and understanding of how Nintendo has the innate ability to shell out a new souless game every moon (with the exception of the chances they go wrong and give use something GOOD lately, such as Other M, Mario Galaxy 2, or something else that may have slipped my mind).
As for the Wii in general (and other motion sensors like the future Natal): In my opinion, motion detection isn't acceptable as grounds for an 'innovative' and 'constructive' gaming practice, as we've been seeing it done ages before the Wii with Sony's 'Eye Toy' and even before that on systems like the SEGA (SEGA something, I forget their system names earlier on) with their ring-like device in which players stood for early movement capture (as ineffective as it was).
The other reason why I don't think that motion detection is anything to get excited about (and this is the real 'opinion' part) is because unless you're getting actual feedback from the game, motion capture is pretty much the equivalent of pressing random buttons rapidly, with that being replaced with random limb flailing that isn't captured accurately (until as of late when the Wii finally had it's capture improved). Movement capture is old news, simply popularized with the corporate behemoth that is Nintendo.
more personal opinion: It's not Nintendo's fault either that the market has shifted (in gaming) the way it has, with the core demographic (or at least Nintendo's) seeming to want something 'new' and 'flashy'. But I would consider all of this motion sensor nonsense a step back when they could be using their profits into improving their system performance or at LEAST start experimenting with a new game for once. Mario (with the exception of Galaxy 1 and 2) has long since run his course with a new game in the series being released every time I have to use the bathroom, and even my long-time favorite Zelda series is slowly dying before me at the hands of the DS. Metroid will be difficult to ruin, unless of course they start putting Samus Aran into "Nintendo" sports games (which, come to think of it, I wouldn't mind considering the awesome space warrior babe that Samus is, power armor off or not I'd like to see her play some 'extreme' wii sports). Again, I don't blame Nintendo for the direction they've taken in motion detection, it's good to expiriment, but don't let your Frankenstein run amok when it's clearly time to give your lab a little overhaul to make it look a little prettier. (metaphor meaning "please improve the graphics", but that's wishful thinking).
Oh yeah, and to add to the last post: I have 2 ataries(?) both working
Edited by [FUN]Fortress on 06-27-2010 03:42 AM
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| Dr.quack |
Posted on 06-27-2010 08:00 AM
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one more point
maybe nintendo took that way because it always has been a company for kids basicaly...
and it is a easy way to sell (basic motion=kids =dad an mom buying it)
and really i dont undestand why always this kind of threads get out of control and talk talk talk with no end
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